Best Chuck Norris jokes

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Best Chuck Norris jokes

A personal list of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes.
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Tags: chuck norris once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. then it blew up. chuck norris can delete the recycle bin on windows chuck norris can leave a message before the beep. chuck norris doesn't read books. he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants. chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice. when alexander bell invented the phone he had 3 missed calls from chuck norris. there is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live. chuck norris kicked a horse on the chin once. it's descendants are known today as giraffes. when chuck norris does push ups he is not lifting himself up. he is pushing the earth down. chuck norris can win a game of connect four with only three moves. chuck norris has not had a heart attack. it's heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him. when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for chuck norris. ghosts sit around the campfire and tell each other chuck norris jokes. death once had a near chuck norris experience. chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number. you answer the wrong phone. chuck norris has a grizzly bear carpet at his home. the bear is not dead it's just afraid to move. fear of spiders is called technophobia fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. fear of chuck norris is called logic. there used to be a street named after chuck norris. but it was changed because nobody crosses chuck norris and stays alive. chuck norris died 20 years ago. death hasn't picked up the courage to tell him yet. chuck norris has already been to mars. that is why there are no signs of life there. some magicians can walk on water. chuck norris can swim thorough land. chuck norris can cut though a hot knife with butter. chuck norris can slam a revolving door. chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. he decides what time it is. chuck norris once made a happy meal cry. chuck norris had a staring contest with a mirror. and


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